Beyond The Door, A Review In Italo-Funk, Or Why You Shouldn’t Have Satan’s Baby

Beyond The Door - Juliet Mills



Beyond The Door is a blatant rip-off of “The Exorcist.” Produced in 1974, this film deals with the central character,Jessica Barrett (played by Juliet Mills), who’s about to have a baby, even though she already has two other kids, a boy and a girl. For some reason, Jessica starts acting rather peculiar, and the family is scratching their heads as to why mom is acting so weird. It turns out, an old flame of Jessica’s, Dimitri (played by Richard Johnson) keeps appearing, indirectly, around the family, all creepy style. The truth is he’s there to “help”Jessica’s birth, in some way. It turns out that the baby is actually the Antichrist! Wait, didn’t Damien, from the Omen, cover this already? No matter. This film still has plenty of Exorcist rip-off material: an evil male voice, a turning head scene that traumatized me as a kid (since I actually saw the film, in the theater, in 1975!), and good old poltergeist action, complete with drawers moving in and out, and stuffed animals walking around the kids’ bedroom! This film, even though being Italian produced, is shot in that glossy, Euro-trash style, we all know and love, on the streets of San Francisco. The soundtrack is laden with cheesy disco-era Italo-funk that would even embarrass your parents. There’s plenty of bad audio synchronization with the actor’s mouth and the English soundtrack. Coupled with a ending that even made me go “WTF??” this is a good, sit-down and “try to figure this out” kind of flick. I give it four out of five pentagrams.


Juliette Mills In Beyond The Door

Juliette Mills In Beyond The Door


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Evel Steve began life in Miami, reading comics, mainly from the 70’s and early 80’s, as well as watching and worshiping tv shows,movies, and some toys from that era as well. A proud Gen-Xer, evel steve has slammed danced at some classic punk rock shows of the mid 80’s, funky raves and alternative shows from the 90’s, as well as some of classic hardcore/death metal shows from this same time period. Eventually he moved to Portland, Oregon, where he has continued to live his hermetic, misanthropic existence, in search of weird movies, weird music, and making the occasional amateur sex video. evel steve is fluent in English AND Spanish, so you Mexican workers who talk bad about him, while he’s in the room, watch out! evel steve also speaks Haitian Creole, and secretly works for the Ton-Ton Macoutes! evel steve also has a very tiny, but very odd video collection.Watch out for his horrible and disgusting movie and music reviews, coming to a psychotronic mind-meld near you!

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