Miami Police Shoot Down Face-Eating Zombie.

House of the Dead 2

 

The zombie apocalypse was averted in Florida this weekend, as a naked man was shot down by Miami police after he refused to follow officers’ orders to stop chewing off another man’s face.

Witnesses said it took half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped. The attack happened in broad daylight on a pedestrian highway. The bitten man was hospitalized shortly after. Police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

Kidding aside, police said that cocaine psychosis was most likely the reason for the man’s unrealistically undead actions. Were it not for the officers’ reactions, the victim could have lost his life.

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Jesús G.
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Jesús is a bilingual blogger and Orlandonian who thoroughly enjoys video games. When he's not writing or selling out as a marketer, he's pretending he'll actually finish reading George R.R. Martin's fantasy series "A Song of Ice and Fire." Tweet him @JesusGonzalez
  • Emmanuel Malchiodi

    The article said he had cocaine psychosis but we all know that’s just a cover. I’m glad Miami’s ground zero for the zombie apocalypse.  

    • Jesus_G

      Sharpen your machete. Although Miami police took care of the culprit, they majorly messed up in hospitalizing the infected.  

  • Jesus_G

    @fc7d1cb92d50ee8b2020f8439bac1fe2:disqus , sharpen your machete. Although Miami police took care of the culprit, they majorly messed up in hospitalizing the infected.