The zombie apocalypse was averted in Florida this weekend, as a naked man was shot down by Miami police after he refused to follow officers’ orders to stop chewing off another man’s face.
Witnesses said it took half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped. The attack happened in broad daylight on a pedestrian highway. The bitten man was hospitalized shortly after. Police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.
Kidding aside, police said that cocaine psychosis was most likely the reason for the man’s unrealistically undead actions. Were it not for the officers’ reactions, the victim could have lost his life.
